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How to Endure and Possibly Triumph Over the Adorable Tyrant
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Thursday
Feb252010

All right, winter, SERIOUSLY. Enough already.

Henry looked up from his Legos the other day to announce, "We need some color around here."

"Agreed," I said.

We talked paint colors for a bit. He went back to playing. Then he looked up again.
"I want Spring to get here now," he said.

Holy crap, kid. You and me both.

view down the street

Would you look at this? This was during my morning walk with Charlie.

Slushterfuck 2010

Those falling things? Those are wet heavy snowflakes the size of dinner plates. STOP IT.

Not quite snow, not quite rain

UNACCEPTABLE, weather. Cut it out.

Charlie does not like the slush

Charlie got wet. His paws were all muddy. He does not enjoy either of those things. Weather, you are being stupid.

On the bright side, our book is due in four days, so at least the slushy grayness is keeping me inside, where I belong. But come March 1st, I want to start seeing some signs of Spring approaching. Or I don't know what I'll do.

Reader Comments (44)

Completely triply agreed, here in DC it is just as muckity ... spring, HURRY!
February 25, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterLizPres
I hear you. But knowing Utah we'll have some 60-degree weather in March followed by a foot of snow in April. Yuck.
February 25, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterEmily
I'm with you, Alice! I live outside Washington, D.C. We've gotten 60-some inches so far. I'm finally getting cheered by seeing patches of bare earth and grass here and there. We were fortunate to be missed by last night's storm and I feel for you having gotten it again.

I went running the other day and decided to run through a park I normally traverse. Well, the plows had lined all of the parking lots and blocked all pathways with 10-foot glaciers. I thought I'd never escape!! How long will THOSE suckers take to melt, I ask you????
February 25, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterMaryB
I couldn't agree more. We had 4 more inches of snow. For me, it's not the snow that is SO bad...it's the below 0 wind chills! But I have been dreaming of warm weather and flip flops!

February 25, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterTina
Love that first picture. Is that your street? Just beautiful.

I feel your pain on the weather. We're getting smacked, too.
February 25, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterBarb
Chiming in with the mid-Atlantic-ers - I'm in Baltimore, where we got those twin blizzards. I'm really feeling for y'all up there right now - doesn't sound fun in the slightest.

After the second blizzard, I vowed not to complain ONE BIT about the heat and humidity this summer. I've always liked the cold better because at least you can layer, whereas in the summer there's only so much you can take off and go out acceptably in public; but in the heat, at least you can go outside and let your kids swim in the pool or run around in the sprinklers or throw water balloons at each other or SOMETHING. Staying mostly indoors for almost 2 weeks was pretty brutal.

Good luck with the snowicane!
February 25, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterEmily
My likes sitting out in the snowfall and taking it in. He's a Zen dog. Or just stupid.
I'm over winter, too, here in Massachusetts (although we are just getting rained on today) - but hey, it's February and I always feel that way in February.

I'm really just writing to say that your photos are really well done. You give Heather A. a run for her money!
February 25, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterClarisse
And right NOW in midtown sitting at the window at work, watching the snow fall. UGGGGH!

Sadie ay heyMamas
February 25, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterSadie at heyMamas
You should move to Oregon! Because while it is rainy and cloudy quite a bit of the time here, when the sun shines on the hills here in the valley...There's magic in them thar hills! The sun makes up for it EVERY TIME. Also, no snow. Or at least almost no snow. Which I like. A lot. Boo snow. Yay sunshine! You don't know what you're missing!
February 25, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterMeredith Elliott
We live in Tennessee where it has been unseasonably cold these past few weeks. My 5 year old declared this morning, "I hate cold weather!" I agreed with "I don't like it much myself." Apparently, my sentiments were not strong enough because he followed up with, "Well I HATE it!" Nuff said.
February 25, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterZoë
Here's how I'm consoling myself about all the gray and snow, etc.: that's a LOT of precipitation, which means that spring will be absolutely stunning, right? All the plants have been well watered (snowed), so when they burst forth, the foliage & color will be extra magnificent? Won't it? That's what I'm pinning my hopes on.
February 25, 2010 | Unregistered Commenterhi kooky
Whoohoo! I cannot wait for that book. Your postings are just too few and far between to satisfy my love for you (not whining, just stating...)

Cannot wait...I can then have Alice every night, on the bedside... (Don't get jealous now, Mr. Alice's husband..)
February 25, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterAlexandra
Same thing way over here out west, too. AWFUL, and as you so appropriately said, UNACCEPTABLE!!
February 25, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterRachel
Ugh. I completely agree Alice. I'm in Brooklyn too and I couldn't believe the SIZE of these snowflakes. Unacceptable.
February 25, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterNatasha
I like the Charlie action. More Charlie! Also, what iPhone app are you using to get that effect? I like it.
February 25, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterS-Way
Sarah: The Hipstamatic app! It is fantastic. 
February 25, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterAlice Bradley
Bah! I will trade you weather right now, lady. It has been not winter at all this year here in the stupid Northwest -- seriously, 50 degrees every day for the past month, it seems like -- and we have had no snow and no actual cold and I am sick of it. It is February; I do not want spring. You can have it all. Can we arrange this somehow?

I am just hoping for a cold and dreary summer to make for this poor attempt at winter. (I hate hot weather. And yes, I am aware that makes me "weird". I'm okay with that.)
February 25, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterMiss B
I am so with you both on this. I'm SO OVER the freaking snow. I want to see leaves on the trees and smell summer.
February 25, 2010 | Unregistered Commenterstatia
I hear you, sister! We've had snow in the South twice already this year. That's enough to last us a decade or more. I need sunlight!
February 25, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterSubourbon Wife
Yeah, with you... drowned rat much? Cold drowned rat more? Frizzy cold drowned rat? I could go on forever possibly...
February 25, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterMelissa
Well, as someone who grew up in the Northeast and has lived in NorCal for the last 18 years or so, I still have fantasies about winter. But then I remember that visiting snow is more fun than dealing with it and the aftermath everyday, and I shut up. I do envy you your beautiful Brooklyn street scene, though--that first picture is lovely.
February 25, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterJen
We're having the same thing in Toronto, just days after it seemed like spring had arrived (oh, last Sunday was GLORIOUS - warm weather, blue skies, dry sidewalks). Charlie is gorgeous as always - is he wearing a Mod Dog collar?
February 25, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterKim
I'm with you.
February 25, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterAimee Greeblemonkey
I don't know if I could live in a place in which it snowed more than once every 50 years.
February 25, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterJack

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