I am too old to drink that much tequila.

I'm back from BlogHer, and I want to post all about how I slept with Melissa, among other things, but I'm too tired. And weak. And my head hurts too much. It's been almost 48 hours since I had a drink and I still want to die.

Meanwhile, here are my pictures..

Comments

[Jenny]

It was fantastic meeting you. You are a rock. star.

[Very Mom]

Am. So. Jealous.
Am living vicariously through pictures. I only licked the screen once, though, I promise.

[Lisa V]

We want details. We want pictures you would be humiliated to show a guy on a plane.

[Eulallia]

Why so brief? We need DETAILS! We need details specific enough so we can insert ourselves in the stories and pretend we went too!

[jenB]

if i told you this i apologize (i mean i was drunk), but i hadn't had tequila since valentine's day 1991 when i licked salt off of some fella's neck and sucked the lemon out of his mouth.

too bad we had no lemons.

[cagey]

It was very cool to meet you, Finslippy.I have never met a blog-ebrity before and I will now be the envy of many of my friends - you shook my hand! (sorry, I DID have to wash it, though)

Tequila?? Good grief. I was hanging with the wrong crowd, apparently. :-)

[melissaS]

You tried to warn me what a lightweight you were, you weren't kidding. I even had a margarita and a beer on my travels home.

[Kelly AKA Fat Housewife]

Looks like you had a blast, with hats.

[Running2Ks]

I feel like I was there now--sans hangover :)

[Jenn]

I loved meeting you in person. I enjoyed talking to you at the after conference cocktail party. In one of the pictures floating around it looks like I am puckering up to lean over and kiss you (or steal your drink.) By that point, it was probably drink stealing, but you never know.

[Jane]

I know, I know, I'm ashamed of myself for not managing to say hello at BlogHer.

[Gerah]

Wow. Jealous. All the great bloggers in one place, and of course I was not there.

Kinda like being in Jr. High again and watching the cool crowd at the other table, this time though, the cool crowd is being watched via Flickr slideshows via the web.

Looks like ya'll had a good time. Sniff.

[Mrs. Kennedy]

It was quite a priviledge to lie in bed and listen to you two giggle.

[buffi]

All of you awesome bloghers at one place. And now I have the pictures. I may have to sleep with my laptop tonight.

[Susan]

I love your hair. I love it so much that I'm going to print one of Heather's pictures and take it to my stylist. Today.

Okay, maybe this weekend.

[Em]

Was fun to see all the photos and all you sexy ladies in one place. Color me jealous as well.

[jenB]

i feel i am going to have to pull a melissa and cry a little for the millionth time since being home. it was wonderful AND sad thinking that it may never happen again with the same wonderful ladies. shebloggers are the bestest, we missed those who coudn't come.

xo

[sweetney]

next time we get together i'm gonna get you to try THE GOOD STUFF (wink, wink).

[Mrs. Kennedy]

Sweetney, you stoner.

[Miss Julie]

Those visions of "Next on Bravo: Alice Goes on a Bender" are back dancing in my head... Many thanks.

[amanda]

I know I claimed the highlight of my weekend was your "radical act" line. But honestly? Your one-liner about the hotel workers was better. I always thought you were the funniest writer. Now I know you are the funniest human.

[warcrygirl]

So far I've read Heather's account of BlogHer plus another account but I've forgotten whose (I'm so embarrassed) and I must say it looked like a blast. I never go to any of these things because I don't feel like I'm 'blogger' enough to go.

BTW, that one hat: was it upset that you took its picture? I mean it looked like a YetiHat!

[Julie]

I want a second gathering, a top-secret conclave where we dish on everyone who's not lucky enough to be invited. I believe I will call it SlagHer.

[meghan]

Alice. You are also mommyblogger and you are also totally hot. If I was a lesbian I would totally want to go out with you. I am not a lesbian though. Instead I will follow you around like a starstruck groupie waiting for you to say something funny and cool, which happens a lot.
If it starts to freak you out, you can call my parole officer at at the stalker rebahilitation center. 612-555-5555.

[Flippy]

I'm in on SlagHer, but if anyone asks...I'm "not".

[Busy Mom]

I enjoyed your pictures, it looks like you guys had a blast! So jealous!

[jenB]

dude, BlogHer was SlagHer. :-) Although we said nice things about Julie so maybe not.

I am not a lesbian and would still totally make out with you.

[DM]

I really wanted to go but, alas, could not afford it since I went to Portugal this year and met the glorious Lioness. Maybe next year.

[alice]

JenB, we'll have to talk about Sat. night because apparently there are some things you don't remember.