Me: I think I'm in a rut. How do you get out of a rut?
Scott: You're asking the wrong person. I don't get out of ruts.
Me: You just stay in a rut? Forever?
Scott: No, I move from one rut to the next.
Me: Does that mean, like, you climb out of the rut, and then fall into another?
Scott: I sort of explore the rut and then it turns into another rut, so there I am, still in a rut. But a different rut.
Me: Are you trying to get out of the rut, or just make a left turn and you're in another rut?
Scott: I don't try to get out. I find other ruts within the original rut. I just keep going deeper and deeper into the rut until bam, another rut.
Me: Sounds like you've worked something out for yourself.
Scott: I am a rut-spelunker.



sounds like a habitrail.
Posted by: All Adither | January 17, 2008 at 10:18 AM
Impressive. That must be some inherited skill or something.
Posted by: Sarah R | January 17, 2008 at 10:23 AM
Huh. I'm in a rut myself. Guess I should just explore it? ;)
Posted by: Z | January 17, 2008 at 10:54 AM
Definitely adding "hard hat with flashlight thingy" to the shopping list. And some power bars.
Posted by: Sheila | January 17, 2008 at 11:00 AM
It's so easy down there in a rut, just letting it guide you along. I understand completely.
Posted by: braine | January 17, 2008 at 11:08 AM
A few weeks ago...
Abel: What's wrong?
Me: I'm just in a funk.
Lucas (age 2): Fu*k, fu*k, fu*k
Me: (Laughter) Guess that fixed it.
Posted by: aimee | January 17, 2008 at 11:11 AM
Too bad he doesn't have a stinky book to keep him company down there in that network of ruts-ville.
HEY!! Maybe THAT's how the book got stinky!!
Posted by: TSM | January 17, 2008 at 11:12 AM
'Rut Spelunker' sounds just dirty enough to be a passable name for a p0rn flick. Note to self...
Posted by: You can call me, 'Sir' | January 17, 2008 at 11:14 AM
So...he's in a rut rut?
Posted by: SuburbanCorrespondent | January 17, 2008 at 11:47 AM
He better be careful or it could end with him having to chew his arm off.
Posted by: Mrs.Strizzay | January 17, 2008 at 12:56 PM
I laughed so hard.
Posted by: She Likes Purple | January 17, 2008 at 12:59 PM
Wait, Scott is as brilliantly hilarious as you and Henry? Can I plant a bug in your house just to listen in on random funny conversations?
Posted by: lizpenn | January 17, 2008 at 02:45 PM
Wow! Sounds just like a conversation from my house!
Very funny :-)
Posted by: GHD | January 17, 2008 at 02:46 PM
So it's rutting season all the time for Scott? Lucky you!
Posted by: tuckova | January 17, 2008 at 02:47 PM
I thought for sure this post was heading for Rutt's Hut.
Posted by: jm | January 17, 2008 at 02:53 PM
I think January is the official Rut month.
Posted by: Zellmer | January 17, 2008 at 03:19 PM
I can totally relate to rut spelunking.
Men love to be in ruts, see no need whatsoever to get out of them. I think it's the main reason they marry. Got the woman, got the remote, life is good...
Posted by: witchypoo | January 17, 2008 at 04:01 PM
Call Roto-Rutter.
Posted by: hi kooky | January 17, 2008 at 06:37 PM
Also, I'm really sorry you're having head pain. I hope you feel better soon.
Posted by: hi kooky | January 17, 2008 at 06:38 PM
Just how deep is he by now? He sounds content to roll in the ruts, but on the chance he may want to surface I fear the worst.
Posted by: Karen | January 17, 2008 at 06:58 PM
Sounds like his ruts at least keep things interesting! My ruts never move around or lead to different ruts.
Jules
House of Jules
Posted by: jules | January 17, 2008 at 07:12 PM
Just remember to make sure the rope is long enough!
Posted by: Ree | January 17, 2008 at 07:13 PM
Sometimes if you follow the rut long enough, it leads somewhere!
Posted by: Jenn @ Juggling Life | January 17, 2008 at 11:14 PM
That sounds like such a healthy approach! I occasionally worry about ruts, but now, I think I'll try exploring. or at least when people make fun of me for having what we call a "routine" i'll just say I'm spelunking
Posted by: Davin Schnappauf | January 18, 2008 at 07:53 AM
brilliant. And, somehow, reassuring.
Self knowledge is a beautiful thing.
Posted by: lee | January 18, 2008 at 03:56 PM